"[To the mirror] Ooh! Yeah, you are fucking hot man! I fucking love you! Yeah, you fucking love me? I fucking love you. Do you love me? Well, let’s go! You wanna go? OK! [Proceeds to make out with himself in the mirror]"
Kenny Hotz
@1 year ago with 2 notes
If he dies from alcohol poisoning, it is a forfeit and I have won — Kenny Hotz
@1 year ago with 2 notes
"Oh geeze god, where’s a forklift when you need it?"
Kenny, reaching in his pants
@1 year ago